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S4E2: We're Bumpin' That (In Video)

Where Are We Growing Season 4 Episode 2

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Remember the chaos of forgetting your meds or the hilarity of dirty wine glasses at a drag brunch? We’re back and sharing every awkward, amusing, and downright bizarre moment from our lives over the past few months. Our return to the podcasting world is filled with tales of technical hurdles, a warm welcome to our new producer Heather, and well-wishes for Cece, who's facing health challenges. Plus, there's the side-splitting recount of how we finally caught COVID after four long years and what it’s like to work around humans again. Let's just say, it's been a journey!

But that's just scratching the surface. We’re diving headfirst into our reality TV obsessions, with a special nod to the outrageous antics of "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City." Whether it’s Angie’s dramatic scrolls or Mary Cosby’s blunt remarks, we’ve got opinions and laughs to share. And if you’re a plant person, brace yourself for the wild ride called "Hurricane Thriptrina" and our plant community's quirks. We chat about the joys and perils of plant care, from deciding which to save to the cathartic farewell of those we couldn't. 

If pop culture and nostalgia tickle your fancy, you’ll love our spirited discussion on "Jersey Shore" and the evolution of its cast. We’re also tackling the trials of everyday life, like the saga of a tire service gone wrong and the quest for the perfect drink, complete with Brandon’s birthday popsicles. So sit back, relax, and join us for a ride through humor, chaos, and the unpredictable world of podcasting once more.

WAWG:

Nicole:

Brandon:

Speaker 2:

hello, hello, hello oh my gosh, you guys, hello we're back and you can see us if you're watching on the youtube. This is going on youtube.

Speaker 1:

We have a full youtube channel now okay guess all our episodes are on youtube. It has videos. It's just the, the, just the audio and like picture of us. But it's there, we're on.

Speaker 2:

YouTube. I'm just learning this as of right now.

Speaker 1:

I did a lot of work.

Speaker 2:

Well, because for a little bit the podcast wasn't there or searchable.

Speaker 1:

Yes, because we're broke bitches it was off the market for a little bit, but we're back Podcasts are expensive.

Speaker 2:

Well, here we are doing this for free. Yeah, well, yeah, we are doing this for free. Yeah, well, well, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Less than free. If you want to be our sponsor, please submit an email to wherearewegrowingatgmailcom.

Speaker 2:

We still have the Gmail. Yeah, do you know the login? Oh yeah, Because you were combing through it the other day and you were like who the fuck are these people?

Speaker 1:

emailing us.

Speaker 2:

I'm already hot, I'm already hot.

Speaker 1:

It is overwhelmingly hot.

Speaker 2:

We're back. It's been like a year. Do you know? It's been like a year.

Speaker 1:

I didn't realize it was that long.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the last episode was in October, which was last year.

Speaker 1:

It's not quite a year 10, 11 and a half months.

Speaker 2:

Well, when is this going to go out?

Speaker 1:

Then it'll probably be a year, hopefully in two weeks, right.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I don't know weeks, right?

Speaker 1:

oh, I don't know. Who knows, who knows what'll happen.

Speaker 2:

Well, welcome to our makeshift studio that I just put together. This was really thrown together. Y'all you're really here in the trenches with us yeah, hopefully we this will develop.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, you have to put up with what you get. What you get is what you get what happened to this guy? I'm looking at.

Speaker 2:

His brain is fiddly outside, okay because you have another fiddly fig outside. Why do you?

Speaker 1:

know, this is the same one. I pulled it inside, but here's a leaf wait, you just pulled this inside.

Speaker 2:

I don't even, I didn't even see you, because I don't have many tall plants, so I needed and you weren't like I'm not gonna bring them on, stare in here, we're not doing that. Oh my god, well, cheers, we do a little clink. Oh my god, boom, that was like hard little clink. Oh my God, boom, that was like hard plastic clink.

Speaker 1:

Cheers to the queers.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Well, how have?

Speaker 2:

you been Brandon Stressed How's life treating you. So, you really got to be careful, because stress can really fuck up your body.

Speaker 1:

I know We've learned. I'm not trying to have that oh my God, oh, also we have a new producer, Heather.

Speaker 2:

Heather's off camera. So if we're both looking at someone off camera, that's like Heather say hi Heather say hi, I can get on camera. Okay, you're cut off.

Speaker 1:

Cece's been going through some health problems, so her producer duties. If she comes in and wants to produce, she's more than welcome to, but we're not. She's kind of can't see produce. She's more than welcome to, but we're not she's kind of can't see. Yeah, she can't see and she can't hear, which are two things you need to do to produce a video and audio podcast.

Speaker 2:

Unfortunately we don't discriminate, but you kind of have to see and hear, that's kind of a requirement. But she's still around, she's still kicking. She's an old lady, she's still kicking.

Speaker 1:

She's an old lady, she's a Jerry girl, send her your good vibes.

Speaker 2:

I had to take her to the vet for Brenna and it was like it was sad.

Speaker 1:

She's doing fine for all things considered.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you'd have to really pay attention to her to be like oh, she can't really. She's kind of running into stuff. Yeah, like, oh, she just crashed into the fridge. She kind of knows her way around here.

Speaker 1:

I think she can see light and dark, but that's about it.

Speaker 2:

Oh my God, I have like a list of things, y'all Okay, so if all goes well, y'all have already heard an episode before this and I will say I have no idea what we talked about in that. So if we repeat stories, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1:

You just got to deal with it Because it's our podcast and not yours. We can't just copy Trixie and Katya Mama, not the boar worms.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my God, I don't know if I mentioned that I finally got COVID. That was back in January. I've been taking notes all year long waiting for the podcast to come back.

Speaker 1:

I don't think you brought up COVID in our soft launch episode. It's really not interesting.

Speaker 2:

It's really not interesting at all. But no, after four years I I finally got it and I didn't think, yeah, first time ever, heather, yeah, I really avoided, and you know what? Because planty queen's closed and then I finally went to a job where I have co-workers and then within a week I got oh yeah, okay, that's what got me. And then do you remember, brandon? I got sick once a month for several months because, I was getting used to being around people. I was like I didn't think I was that secluded.

Speaker 2:

Because when people just like come in and come out and leave like there's not, yeah, there's not really much cross-contamination of things, I guess, but when you're spending like eight hours with people, I guess they give you their ick.

Speaker 1:

So but now I think I've built up. Shout out to all the teachers, teachers.

Speaker 2:

I've been building up an immunity because now everyone at work is getting sick and like calling out and stuff and people are getting COVID again and I have not gotten sick.

Speaker 1:

Knock on wood this is definitely plywood all right, well is this wood is a fiddly fig, technically wood.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I'm knocking on fiddly fig oh my god, oh, we met Phaedra Parks y'all.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, I don't think we.

Speaker 2:

Did we talk? I don't even know if we talked about this.

Speaker 1:

We might have If you did.

Speaker 2:

I'm so fucking sorry. Phaedra Parks. Okay, so I mean, I think we mentioned this in the last episode. Maybe we didn't, but this is, we're going to talk about whatever we want, plus plants, yeah, so it's still a plant podcast, but it's also pop culture.

Speaker 1:

It's also everything Plants and pop culture everything, ADHD and beyond.

Speaker 2:

I haven't taken my meds in a hot minute, so did you take your meds today?

Speaker 1:

I did.

Speaker 2:

That's why you were manic and going crazy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I mean good for you I cleaned the whole house.

Speaker 1:

What is it Do?

Speaker 2:

I have a fuzzy or something in my hair. I thought it was your spider. It looks like your spider that lives in the oh my God.

Speaker 1:

I walked into the garage today and I hit a spider web and I could tell I was like fuck. You're like, oh, this is all over me it was the biggest spider ever just crawling around in my hair. It was horrific.

Speaker 2:

That's horrible. Okay, you know, what I've been seeing like at people's houses and then also at work and beyond, is those big ass centipedes, like big, like I mean they're like a couple inches long and but the legs are the legs are long.

Speaker 1:

The legs are long.

Speaker 2:

It kind of like yeah, it flows yeah it flows or it like, doesn't just like the one that fell on your head, heather I actually like would die. No, that would be no.

Speaker 1:

We were at a cousin's house and it just I was watching her from a couch, the couch and it just fell Bloop, and I was like, yes, on you, directly on your head. Never saw it? Yeah, you didn't, because you freaked out and it flew. Oh my God.

Speaker 2:

So, anyways, y'all know that we're like very much about the housewives, though you said you watched the first episode of Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1:

I did rewatch it last night, did you?

Speaker 2:

rewatch it. Yes, the scroll that Angie brought out, she's like oh, you don't know what, to apologize to me for.

Speaker 1:

Here's a list Insane.

Speaker 2:

And then Mary Cosby, like when, no, that new girl came up to the other new girl and was like oh, I'd love your costume. And they're like costume honey this is fashion and then she's like talking about how she used to like steal food because she was poor. And then mary cosby's like oh, I didn't do that.

Speaker 2:

Like oh my god, you're gross and I'm like I don't know if I've ever I've stolen a lot of stuff. I don't know if you ever stolen food. No, I've stolen food. No, yeah, walmart, I'm sorry you weren't really cracking down in the self-checkout area.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, Self-checkout food stealing yeah, that doesn't count though the big businesses?

Speaker 2:

they don't count.

Speaker 1:

But under $500, it's not a felony, so don't the government. If you're listening way around the law.

Speaker 2:

Um, okay, so yes, phaedra parks. So there was like a, I guess it was like kind of traders themed we didn't know that going in kind of, though I knew because I kept looking at it on the facebook. I just think you didn't really read it, probably because that was the most recent thing she was in.

Speaker 2:

So, by the way, vote phaedra on dancing with the stars I think she's gonna win I don't think she's gonna win, but well, I think she's gonna be top three at least I, let alone amar, I don't know if that's how you say her name love her so much. How can you not love her? She's so fucking funny. Um, the rugby player, hot, um, with the big shoulders. So phedra park she was there kind of hosting. I've never really been to that type of drag brunch where, like, there's a celebrity hosting whitney rose did one recently too here um, and I had some people come into my work who were showing me their pictures stuff. I was like, oh my god, you met her, that's so cool. And then we got the vip tickets to meet phaedra and I was like, oh my god, this is gonna be crazy. We show up. Shocker, she's not there. Shocker, we were supposed to have the meet and greet before.

Speaker 1:

I now remember we get to the table and they're like, honestly, we don't know if she's coming Really.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're like what. We better get a refund for that part of it.

Speaker 1:

And they were like, yeah, we're going to refund if that's what happens, thank God, yeah, because then they're like, okay, I guess everyone eat. We're probably not doing the meet and greet until after the whole actual, because we were supposed to meet her first.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we were supposed to meet her, oh my God. And there was the fiasco with the dirty wine glasses. It was kind of when was it at? Again, where's that one place called Dang it?

Speaker 1:

It's next to.

Speaker 2:

Dead Air.

Speaker 1:

Girls Giles, Earl.

Speaker 2:

Giles giles. Yeah, earl giles, I think it's actually. Is it earl giles, though I might? I think it might be, I don't know, but they know they made a post recently where they're like here's how to say it, and I was like really okay. Okay, now I'm trying to pull it up because it's gonna piss me off quincy hall quincy hall.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was at quincy hall. Y'all need to get on your like dishwasher, dishwasher, because holy crap, like the whole palette of the wine glasses were sticky and dirty like red wine yeah, with red wine, like it wasn't just like and this is kind of dirty like someone's lipstick is still there.

Speaker 2:

It didn't get all it's like a bottle of red wine shattered and went all over so yeah, I'm not normally that girl, but I was like this is really dirty and sticky, can I? Because mine was kind of dirty, and then I saw yours and I was like nicole, you need to get a different one so we were sitting there eating and all of a sudden people are screaming and we look and like phaedra's finally like walking in.

Speaker 1:

So because it's all glass. So we just see her. Yeah, we see her in her coat it's. It was like february, march, april, but it was still like I feel like we were getting close.

Speaker 2:

To pride was it really really that long ago it was still chilly.

Speaker 1:

I would say it was 50 degrees, but she's in a full length fur coat.

Speaker 2:

I was still in like. I was in like a t-shirt and jeans, yeah, I was in a tank top.

Speaker 1:

You were in a tank top and shorts.

Speaker 2:

Oh y'all. Phaedra was loving Brandon.

Speaker 1:

She hugged him and was like blah, blah, blah. Literally she licked my neck. I didn't see it, but apparently she did. She was obsessed with you. And then she turns to the photographer, gives me a nata and she turns to the photographer and goes photographer, send me those pictures, these men in Minneapolis, oh my.

Speaker 2:

God.

Speaker 1:

She was loving you.

Speaker 2:

It was very fun, oh my God. And then fucking Bergie showed up, my Bergalicious, who I have not seen. His season of Love Island.

Speaker 1:

I'm watching it right now.

Speaker 2:

I have started watching Love Island. Is it good Like compared to the season I watched?

Speaker 1:

Not good, oh boo. No, it's not it. Heather's also saying not it, but I will say Bergie was the first voted off. And they immediately saved him and put him in a thruple.

Speaker 2:

Weird him in a thruple.

Speaker 1:

They do that in that apparently okay.

Speaker 2:

Well, I've moved on to now you guys. I'm watching jersey shore for the first time ever. I've never seen jersey.

Speaker 1:

The first three seasons of jersey shore on apple back in the day, when that's the only streaming service there technically was, is when you would buy things buy things off the apple.

Speaker 2:

Well, and I mom, I know you're watching this. I was not allowed to watch Jersey shore growing up, but you know what I did watch, and I don't even know if she paid attention I was watching bad girls club. I was watching bad girls club and not Jersey shore. I mean, I think it's pretty like I mean they're always fighting a bad girls club, I don't know yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's? Yeah, it's very interesting. I'm already on season two after like a day.

Speaker 2:

You know it flies, like me and brenna watched it two years ago and we all the seasons, all we caught up to family vacation so quick so I am just after jwoww and snooki wrote the letter or wrote the note or whatever to Sammy about Ronnie and his like cheating and all this stuff, the drama, you guys. And then JWoww, I left it at. Jwoww and Sammy got into a fight Like they were beating each other up.

Speaker 1:

Well, do you remember when I lost my work key to the storage unit.

Speaker 2:

Yes, and I was freaking out.

Speaker 1:

And I was kind of freaking out because I lost my work key. But I was mostly freaking out because I had a keychain that had the note on it what, yeah, and okay.

Speaker 2:

So I have been looking up like Jersey Shore merch already, because you know I'm a psychopath um, and I was looking at the the Shore store um website. Tell me why they have they're trying to play both sides, because tell me why they have clearly like um, like America, like not like trump related paraphernalia. But it's like if this flag offends you, like get the fuck out. And then they have one with a gay flag that says love wins. So I'm like okay, which is it?

Speaker 1:

they appeal to everyone.

Speaker 2:

Literally jersey shore is universal, I guess yeah no, I know a lot of like left and right people. I guess I can see really liking jersey shore. I don't know um, we went and saw. Did we talk about nikki and megan going to see nikki and megan last episode?

Speaker 1:

I think we did. I don't know well, because it was the same weekend as phaedra. Well, nikki was nikki was.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we went to nikki minaj one night, phaedra the next day yeah, crazy crazy queens upon queens. Well, the fact that we went to nikki minaj one night, phaedra the next day, yeah, crazy, crazy, queens upon queens. Well, the fact that we went to nikki and megan, I'm like because they're beefing hardcore their fans are like at it and we're kind of like, let's go to both.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm not like, no, I. I mean I am team megan, but I wouldn't say that I'm really like on either side, like I'm not feeling like, excuse me, I'm just kind of like who cares? You know, I'm having a brat summer.

Speaker 1:

I don't give a fuck yeah, no you would.

Speaker 2:

I can't believe Charlie and Troy are not coming here no, because let's talk about it, because let's talk about it, because let's talk about it. The Sweat Tour, okay, last night. Okay, as we are filming this, last night was the Madison Square Garden one where she brought out not only Addison Rae, which I, unironically, am loving.

Speaker 1:

Diet Pepsi. Oh, it's so good. Yes, oh my God, it's my favorite song.

Speaker 2:

Her on Von Dutch Remix too. Oh, it's so good. Yes, oh my god, it's so good. Her on like von dutch remix too. So good it eats. Um. She brought out addison, ray and lord to do girls so confusing together. I'm getting worked up. I was sitting there and I was like oh my god, like addison, like there was some dude who was like recapping what happened and he's like oh my god. And then she brought out lord and I was like what?

Speaker 1:

she did what oh?

Speaker 2:

my god, all the people who posted, they were there. I was like god, fuck you and fuck you, fuck you. You all suck. She's coming to chicago, I think is the closest one when is that, whatever it is, it's already sold out producer heather google it.

Speaker 1:

Use the google producer heather sweat tour chicago?

Speaker 2:

um, because they opened in detroit and then they went over to. I think they went over to europe for one and then they came back. Or am I crazy?

Speaker 1:

I think you might be right.

Speaker 2:

I'm not sure though I don't know, but also last night um sabrina carpenter started her um short and sweet.

Speaker 1:

Did you see the Daniel videos?

Speaker 2:

What Daniel videos?

Speaker 1:

Daniel, you're so hot.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, Dude, I was watching it on Tessa's live stream. I live streamed it beginning to end. I was in Panera ordering and I was like hold on.

Speaker 1:

Okay, heather your bike's on, you can. Oh Sweat Tour Chicago is still available.

Speaker 2:

When, what day is?

Speaker 1:

it, september 30th.

Speaker 2:

Oh God, what day is it uh?

Speaker 1:

september 30th, oh god, it's a monday, that's, that's in several, that's it on monday 152 each.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's, that's not doable. Are you bumping that?

Speaker 1:

are we? I don't know I work that day y'all. That's not good yeah, no, okay, that's shoot what's the next closest one?

Speaker 2:

can we find that it's philadelphia troy charlie? Help a bitch out, you know? Wait, maybe after she drops the remix album, october 11th, she will announce more dates.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, I'm just being delusional, oh sorry, it's september 25th um oh okay, tomorrow yeah I think that might actually be the last no no, they just started it october 2nd, nashville, tennessee.

Speaker 2:

October 3rd oh, they did say. Troy did say they're flopping in nashville right now and that's the city where there's the most amount of tickets left, but still it's like 80 sold out.

Speaker 1:

I mean that's them flopping nashville a cheap flight.

Speaker 2:

Let's just drive.

Speaker 1:

And we got a place to stay True.

Speaker 2:

Well, I was like that'd be kind of fun Sweat tour in. What do they call it? Nash Vegas or something, I don't know. Someone called it like it was like a Vegas play on words with Nashville.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. I maybe just made that up I will say apparently this tour is not for the epileptic oh no.

Speaker 2:

I saw the videos. I was like, oh, this is crazy, oh my god. But I saw a girl who was like oh my god, I lost 60 pounds to go to this tour. And I was like, oh, girl, because it's like brat summer is very much like glorifying anorexia and like cocaine addiction.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, yes, absolutely. So you're definitely bumping that yes, heather, they're bumping that.

Speaker 2:

People in the comment sections were like okay, anyone who's like over 200 pounds, what are we wearing to the to the to the sweat tour? I almost said airs tour. I'm not wearing shit to the airs tour because we're never going except you. I'm going to be in Miami. I'm going to be in Fort Myers at the same time where she is in Miami. It's like a two-hour drive, which I've done before through the Everglades. Might as well just go.

Speaker 1:

Hop, skip and a jump.

Speaker 2:

Mari told me to go and wait outside and try and get a ticket. I was like I don't think I can really take myself there in hopes of getting a ticket. You're in your solo girl era, so I think you could. I need to go to a movie by myself next. You guys, okay, it's all about me, brandon, you. I came with a list of things to talk about.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, I just I'm obsessed with you, so it works out I mean I forget what happened to me. I don't know happened yesterday. I don't know what happened last week.

Speaker 2:

Your eyes are crazy looking right now. You should have done your like.

Speaker 1:

Lumify.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm on my Visine. I have my Visine on deck all the time, now Obsessed, because I actually get like, not, I don't care about my red eyes, but it's the burning and the itching and the constant watering itching and the constant I don't. I don't feel anything.

Speaker 1:

They're just red, no you. After a three hour shift at mall of america is like what happened. All the fragrance in the air.

Speaker 2:

That's crazy. Maybe you need to blink more, because you do have big eyes.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I blink that much.

Speaker 2:

Yeah maybe you need to like focus on blinking more and really fully lubricating those balls you know I'm saying so I went. There was a chapel roan listening party for the one year anniversary of rise and fall of the midwest princess at the record store by my apartment, um, and I'm like, hey, who's going with me? Crickets, I'm like all right well work crickets. I posted.

Speaker 2:

I posted on my instagram heather instagram every two days, oh god um so no one responded and I was like shit, they're giving out like free stuff. Like it was, it was really just like free stickers and like a free little like matchbox. I was like, but it's free, it's free no, I was so jealous, I love free shit.

Speaker 2:

So I'm like, all right, well, you know what, I'll put on something pink. I finished my laundry on time. I was like I'll throw. I didn't even shower, brush my teeth. I was like, let me throw on something pink and just go see what the line is. Like sure enough, I pull up. There's a line of gay bitches outside and I'm like, well, I guess. I was like you know what, I guess I guess I'll go wait in line. So I did. We were standing outside. It was actually like a nice chill day out, but standing outside in the sun I was like I'm fucking dying right now dude, um you guys.

Speaker 2:

I was the last person in line to get a matchbox before they like ran out you were 23rd, I was the 23rd person, so they only had 23 matchbox. Well, okay, and the people were there with, like, their dads I'm like your dad doesn't need a fucking sticker sheet in a matchbox give it. Want to give it down? Yeah, pass it down the line.

Speaker 1:

This is so dumb how many people would you say were there total?

Speaker 2:

I would say the people who showed up for the chap road listing party, probably less than 50. There was a guy who came who stood behind me. Okay, this man is like the straightest looking man I've ever seen and I almost turned around and was like you know, if you want to like just go to the record store, you can just walk in like we're in line for something like cool but no I think he was there and I don't know if I'm.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if I'm mistaken, but there was this like old man walking around, like my grandpa's age, walking around after we were already in there with like, with the like raffle um wristband that we had on. They were raffling off a fucking like postcard that came with the like box of stickers and shit from chapel land oh, so this was like a sponsored event technically yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then they were like okay, you guys get together, we need to take a picture to send to the label so that they keep letting us do fun shit like that, and chapel will probably see it. We're all like lining up and I'm like in the back, so I'm like I don't really want to be seen like I don't I really don't look cute for this, so I was like okay, and they're like actually you guys have to turn around, so we turn around. That means I'm right in front.

Speaker 2:

I was like fuck oh my god, like 180 degrees yes, they said actually turn right around the cameras over there, and I was like, okay, well, that means I'm right here in front, all righty, um. I was on their instagram story and I was like, oh my god, um, oh my god, louis anderson announced more tour dates. Why is she avoiding many in minneapolis now? Does she hate us?

Speaker 1:

I mean, she didn't sell very good tickets it was pretty empty in there, that most of those tickets were like you got a hotel room.

Speaker 2:

Here's a free ticket oh yeah, it's like call in, get you know. Take, get this trivia question right. Win free tickets to countess liu oh no, that's what.

Speaker 1:

Uh what? What is that casino called? Mystically mystic lake. What they do is, when shows aren't sold out the day of everyone who checks in that day, they give them a free ticket. So most of those people were people who just checked in that day and got a free ticket and they said, well, I got a free ticket, might as well go to the show that's.

Speaker 2:

I'm so sorry you deserve better than that.

Speaker 1:

Thing she's never coming back here, okay. So yes, I went to the Chapel Road event alone, especially because she skipped the first day of BravoCon for that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she did. She was late to BravoCon.

Speaker 1:

She showed up in the same like she didn't even wash her hair.

Speaker 2:

Exact same outfit, Same outfit and fedora that she was wearing the night before On stage at BravoCon which, by the way, we got to go to Brabacon next year, like actually yeah.

Speaker 2:

Like actually that's like a planned thing that has to happen. So, anyways, chapel Roan, I'll go in alone. I make friends with three other people that are also there alone, three other bitches. Okay, here's the thing, this, okay. So the first girl that I was like trying to conversate with, she was the girl who was passing out cards. Oh my god, she listened. She's not gonna listen to this, um, but she'll know I'm talking about her. She was passed like because that's it's obvious, she was passing out these little like cards. I guess like the k-pop girlies make these little like it's almost like a trading card of like their like pop stars or whatever. So she was just passing out little pictures of chaperone.

Speaker 2:

She gave me the one of chapel and like olivia rodrigo together um and like her and I were like talking, I was like, oh my god, I love your nails. Because she had like chaperone themed nails. And I was like, oh my god, I was gonna get chaperone themed nails. And then the night before I decided to get like pizza ranch themed nails. And then, as I was like trying to pull up a picture for her to like show her, she walked away and I was like, all right, well, I guess, fuck me, I guess. So I was like I guess I'll walk around in this alone, I'll just like whatever. Um, and then another girl and I started talking and she's like super cool. And she's like oh my god, my name is this. And I was like oh my god, my name is that. And then she was showing me her pictures because she won a giveaway to go fucking meet chapel roan the one that is on instagram all the time.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she was like she's like, if y'all see those giveaways by like blah, blah, blah, like enter it, it's real. So it was all expenses paid. They even gave her like travel money for like just random shit. So all expenses paid. They flew her out. She met chaperone like consensually um and then another girl came up and she's like, oh my god, can I?

Speaker 2:

because she could tell what we were talking about. She's like, oh my god, can I see the pictures too? And I was like girl, come here, look at these. And then girl, passing out the cards, came back around too and was like talking to us somehow and um, and then we all just like stood there and talked the rest of the time. But I was like you guys, these girls are like super fan. I would say I'm a big fan of chaparone. These girls were super fans and made me look like a dumb ass. I mean because they had gone to see her in october when she was here at first ave I was like they've seen her like multiple times.

Speaker 1:

I remember when she came here you were like, oh, chaparron was here and this is like before I.

Speaker 2:

Really this was a year ago and I was like I think I've heard a song of hers but whatever, whatever I mean, I am I am seeing chaparron in, yeah, and directly, a week from now yeah, I told her about that and I was like fuck you, because you know she's gonna have a special outfit for that. She's not gonna be doing like the repeating outfits, like she is now I'm like, I'm like looking for the themes.

Speaker 1:

I'm like, come on, I need to know what to pack.

Speaker 2:

I need to know what to pack you think she's gonna post a theme for that?

Speaker 1:

I don't know she?

Speaker 2:

I feel like she only posts themes for like individual concerts. Yeah, I'm not like she's. I don't think she posts themes for the festivals, but just go as a pink pony girl. I mean you have half your wardrobe. Wardrobe is pink anyways no, it's not, I don't have anything pink oh, I guess for the nikki minaj thing, you literally just like put a little pink belt on and wear like pink sunglasses or something yeah, you can wear this.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, honestly, I should probably.

Speaker 2:

I feel like I have a bunch of pink shit, but I don't know if it's like braid and pink shit. Well, you have time to go on the sheen. I have a job. Go on the sheen, I mean whatever you want.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, none of my sheen haul from the summer that I didn't wear at all.

Speaker 2:

It was all like black and like brown.

Speaker 1:

Black chartreuse and black Black anymore. Black Intruse and black.

Speaker 2:

Black Need more black. I ordered shit off TikTok shop for the first time. They got me.

Speaker 1:

Like clothes or like, oh, just general things. I did a haul, a haul. What did you all get?

Speaker 2:

Oh God, I blacked out. I think I got like a skirt, I got like a sweater, I got like magnets. I bought makeup, I think two purses oh yeah, one of them looks like um, like a birthday balloon, like a. I think it's like a star where it looks like wrinkly, but it's like a. It's like a purse like a judith lieber.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, what that means no clue who that is judith lieber. Bags are like the ones that are like all diamond. They're like rhinestone, but they look like things look like a burger like taylor, swift's little uh yes, yes, yes, it's not bedazzled, but I guess that was a judith leber.

Speaker 2:

Yeah okay, maybe I need a ranch. Oh, my god, the fries wait, wait, neiman Marks, $6,000. I don't need that, goodness. Yeah, ordered a bunch of stuff. A lot of it's on the way already. I'm very excited. Maybe I'll post some TikToks, but I'm not going to be like, hey, you should go buy this.

Speaker 1:

I think I'm just going to make a normal video and then link it in there I'm going to show you how to get the free samples. But good, but then I have to make a video. You do?

Speaker 2:

I don't like that what happens if you don't make a video?

Speaker 1:

they block you from it. You can't make a video, you can't request a sample or make a video for that brand oh, that brand.

Speaker 2:

So, like I got the polite society foundation and now I can't do things with them, but that's fine years ago I posted a video on how to draw a monstera leaf and I feel like I could have ordered those like markers that everyone gets the big pack of, like a thousand markers and they're like a thousand dollars but no, they're like six dollars for this whole like pack of markers and I'm like maybe I do need those.

Speaker 2:

I'm on marker talk a little bit, but it's like the expensive ones oh no, I'm on the ones that are on TikTok shop that are like dirt cheap. That's like how are these made? Kind of sketchy.

Speaker 1:

TikTok like real brands will. It's insane.

Speaker 2:

I saw like cider was popping up on there. I like ordering shit from them.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you get a lot closer yeah.

Speaker 2:

So maybe someday I don't know I did my first order. Shit is on the way. I got a little delivery from Charlie XCX the other day. Did you see my wallpaper? I don't know, I used to just be orange, but now it's Charlie XCX from the Skims campaign.

Speaker 1:

I did see that and I saw it from an angle. I didn't know what it was and I was like, wow, this is scandaloso, oh yeah, and it's actually as every.

Speaker 2:

I should have done this a long time ago, because every time I get a little notification, it's like makes my day. I love it. So, maybe I'll just have a bunch.

Speaker 1:

I mean, that's the best picture of Charlie XCX ever, but maybe we'll find more. Who was the photographer for that? It was a famous photographer.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I don't know I'd have to look it up. Okay, heather.

Speaker 1:

Skims Charlie XCX photographer.

Speaker 2:

No, it was very fun and, honestly, marv.

Speaker 1:

Petra Collins was the photographer of the Charlie XCX Skims new campaign.

Speaker 2:

Is that the one you were thinking about? I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1:

Let's look and see if she's hot.

Speaker 2:

Is she hot? Let's check.

Speaker 1:

I mean I will say, producer Heather really is holding the. Cc mantle, 31 years old. Capricorn Wow Okay. Canadian, 31 years old Capricorn Wow Okay. Canadian Artist and director Okay, canadians seem to be more talented than people from the US.

Speaker 2:

I wonder why she's hot. Maybe it's the universal healthcare Makes people hotter Right.

Speaker 1:

Probably she's an it girl Went from ballet to behind the camera, okay.

Speaker 2:

Well, let's see a picture of her. Let's pull it. Girl Went from ballet to behind the camera.

Speaker 1:

Okay, well, let's see a picture of her. Let's pull her up. You just X'd out.

Speaker 2:

Hold on, god. Okay, she's giving like high fashion. Okay there's an ad. She, you know, she's giving high fashion. She's, yeah, yeah, she's.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah she's. She's giving high fashion. She's, yeah, yeah she's, oh yeah she's. She's serving she's editorial she's a mother quake. I learned that term today oh, that's a thing.

Speaker 2:

A mother, what? A mother quake what's a quake quake, quake like an earthquake, but a mother quake there's, there's also I'm getting too old for all this there, there's also a See you next Tuesday, quake. See you next Tuesday, quake.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's too many words, mama.

Speaker 1:

So weird.

Speaker 2:

Mary, that's too much, you're doing too much. Yeah, chappalistany party was very fun. I didn't win the postcard, it's okay, but they did give me some extra sticker sheets though, but you didn't ask for one, so I got one for Mari and one for my friend Belle.

Speaker 1:

Shout out, belle. You know, I don't care about like tchotchkes.

Speaker 2:

You would probably put one of the stickers on your laptop.

Speaker 1:

I'll take one sticker and I'll put it on my computer.

Speaker 2:

One sticker please. Well, someone said that supposedly some of those stickers are like her tattoos I Tattoos. I was like maybe I'll copy Chopper One's tattoo. Oh, maybe I won't be creepy. She doesn't want people being creepy, so maybe I won't do that We'll see, I'm craving a tattoo, though it's been so long Same. My last tattoo was this fucking thing.

Speaker 1:

You've gotten tattoos since then.

Speaker 2:

That one, one Unce.

Speaker 1:

Unce, unce. I guess um, we are like let's actually talk about plants, though we are like trying to build up the collection again.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we've been in the pits. No but brand, do you want to talk about what happened to yours? Okay, before everyone knows what happened to mine, but what happened to yours?

Speaker 1:

before this, before I talk about this producer heather, yeah, will you get me another glass of wine so fucking lately she can have to walk through here. Well, no, you can go either way, but you gotta take the headphones off.

Speaker 2:

They're, they're attached yeah, you're gonna, yeah, you're gonna pull, pull all of our equipment across the room and then my wine glass is gonna go flying.

Speaker 1:

Oh wow, this is so great, since you didn't bring me wine. Well, just wait, you know where to get them anyway.

Speaker 2:

My okay, so I was doing my plant chores today today today okay, these are all freshly watered okay I enjoy watering my plants again isn't it like when it's when it's plants you actually care about and want to keep alive?

Speaker 1:

it's like, oh yeah, let me water you so I got rid of so many plants like so at the peak, you're talking about what happened outside oh, we're in the mid, okay, so long story short. We were in the mid 500 plants and that was just too much. It just I kept escalating, kept escalating, kept propagating, kept doing this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah. I didn't want that many plants. That's too many plants for a person to own.

Speaker 1:

Granted, we were selling them at the time but then it became the plants I like and the plants that are stock. It was a whole thing. So eventually it just burned me out.

Speaker 2:

So I just was like oh, oh, my god, hundreds of plants died and a couple weeks ago I was like, okay, I need to like flush my plant collection be like I need to hey get rid of the millions of thrips everywhere yeah, what's funny is like I neglected my plants so bad the thrips went away no, like I don't have thrips anymore like all my, like, even the plants, that's that had thrips.

Speaker 1:

You were the thrip queen.

Speaker 2:

No, I was thrip queen. Now you're queen and now no y'all. And it was sad because brandon didn't even give a fuck. I'd be like brandon this plant is covered in thrips. He's like, well, just rip that leaf off. I'm like, well, that's not really going to do much.

Speaker 1:

But okay, I'll do it. But yeah. So I bombed all my plants, I sprayed every single leaf, every single bottom, put in the systemic.

Speaker 2:

And this is before. Everything went like Well no, this is. Oh, okay, you skipped over the part.

Speaker 1:

I brought up the catalyst for this was we had this storm.

Speaker 2:

Hurricane Thriptrina.

Speaker 1:

It was a Thripquake. So I was at a work training. I was at this hotel like la-di-da, I'm having dinner with my coworkers, and I remember looking out the window and being like, hmm, those trees seem to be really flying, but this is a tinted window in a hotel and I can't really see out, so I don't really know what's happening. So when we finish this dinner, me and my boss are just going to our cars. We're walking, nothing's happening. We're like la-di-da and the valet is like be careful, when you round that corner, you're going to be soaked. And we were like, no, it's fine. And we round the corner immediately drenched. The wind, 100 miles an hour, the rain, torrential downpour. I sprinted to my car and I was dripping, dripping.

Speaker 2:

It was the scariest drive home of my entire life was that the one where I was also snapping you and I was like I was crying outside of work because it was so?

Speaker 1:

scary. Yes, yes, yes, yes, and I had to drive like a 35 minute drive home without a storm or traffic. It was horrific, like when I got, there were like all the neighborhood garbage cans were in front of my driveway because they all just flew down at the bottom of the hill, so everything collects here. There's still a still a garbage can that I put in the park because we can't figure out whose it is, and they probably waste management.

Speaker 1:

If you're watching this, get a better phone system. Brenna called three times. Cannot figure out who's garbage can this is, so I just put it in the park. And now guess what? The park people? Just every monday they just mow around the garbage. Can I put in the park?

Speaker 2:

it's now. It's like a sculpture piece.

Speaker 1:

Yeah it is.

Speaker 2:

It is it's public art they need to have like, like microchips, like pets.

Speaker 1:

Return to owner literally or like an address yes, some type of id number if my garbage they were probably just like my garbage can is gone, I need a new one they didn't bother to go look for it no, and it could be. It could be like way up the street, we don't know anyway. So long story short, that trip, that storm happened and three days later I went to plant con in dallas you didn't even like go check and see like what was going on back here I didn't even notice you didn't even notice that your grow, your grow tents went flying I didn't even notice that my tent was gone.

Speaker 2:

Let You're like let me go out of town after this storm.

Speaker 1:

I went to work for the next two or three days.

Speaker 2:

And then went to PlanCon.

Speaker 1:

So I was going outside back and forth, back and forth, didn't see it, didn't see it at all.

Speaker 2:

And then, mind you, I was at PlanCon for, like what, four days, five days, halfway through, Brenna sends me a snap of the tent on the side of the house because it like rounded, the corner rounded the corner. That's why you didn't notice it.

Speaker 1:

It literally like got up and walked away. It was gone, it was sideways and then okay, so then. So when I got home I was like I need to deal with this, and so I was like, oh wow, these plants are really gone. And when Brenna sent me that snap, I didn't realize, like how bad it was, because I was just like oh if you could just turn the plants up, right, that'll be fine.

Speaker 1:

She was like it was so bad, there was so much rain that I couldn't lift the tent. I had to have my parents come and help me lift the tent up to get the water out. I was like what?

Speaker 2:

she wasn't like. I'm so sorry. Some of these plants yeah, she's like.

Speaker 1:

She was like literally, we, we got the water out. We're like this, is this game over?

Speaker 2:

and I was like you weren't wrong you were pissed though well, yeah, at first, but then I was like you're like I can't believe she didn't save my fucking plans but then I was like okay, I get the effort that was put in and like and you were like, and I could have done something about that before I left to go out of town.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Like I could have just been like bloop, fixed it, and then yeah, I'm like well, I really just don't care about anything, do I?

Speaker 2:

You were like well, I guess those are gone. You did. You did like try and salvage some of them. I did. I was like Brandon, that building looks so like you gotta like.

Speaker 1:

Fortunately most. I was like brandon that billy looks so like you gotta like. Fortunately, most of the plants that were in that tent.

Speaker 2:

I didn't actually care about that much. Well, because yeah, a lot of mine that I toss outside, I'm like you're kind of half dead.

Speaker 1:

Let's see if the outdoors will do you some good some fresh air, some fresh light and a lot of them that are in my like giveaway tent now are doing so good like, because you grabbed them right when I put them in that tent. Now some of them are like maybe. I want to keep them.

Speaker 2:

Maybe you should. Has Sam come to get any yet? No, sam, are you listening? Probably not.

Speaker 1:

Samantha Page Fisher.

Speaker 2:

If she's not opening our snaps, she's not listening to this. If you are, though, love you.

Speaker 1:

The ones that didn't make it. I did burn in the burn pile.

Speaker 2:

They got burned, burned they were dead. You used them as like I burned them, the pastas on them in the the one from plant proper and that one yeah david just posted about his looking so good in his yard and I was like yeah, it must be nice living in florida except though, uh, it's not for long though, because he's gonna have a hurricane come through and just oh no, there's one on the way oh yes, no, I just see that yes I was talking about heather. What's the name of the new hurricane?

Speaker 1:

hurricane katrina hold on, I'll google, pull up the google app. Um no, I was talking to cameron yesterday about the hurricane. Cameron are besties.

Speaker 2:

We should really air that out, though. Yeah, we're good, should we no? Should we be like messy, though? I think we should air it out and be messy yeah sure okay, so love you, cameron. Cameron, y'all know him as, uh, market botany had brandon blocked for like so long and then all of a sudden we're like we went to the aeroid show a couple years ago and he's like, hey, what y'all, we should meet up. And I was like do you not know that you have my friend brandon blocked?

Speaker 1:

the one who I have a podcast with.

Speaker 2:

This is what this podcast is going to be, though. We're going to be kind of messy, and then people are going to message us and be like hey, I heard you like talking about me, and I'm going to be like did I? I don't remember I mean um no, it's all good. Now I don't know if did he ever dress it? No, yeah, yeah, we do. Because you got drunk one night, went on a burner account and messaged no, it was my makeup account okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

I was like why'd you block me?

Speaker 2:

And he said something about like well, we both own businesses and we're both gay, so and I was like well, that doesn't seem like good reason, but anyway.

Speaker 1:

so I left it at this.

Speaker 2:

You know how many gay plant business owners there are. You have to block everybody, anyways.

Speaker 1:

Oh, oh, you can you have oh my god, do you know who I block?

Speaker 2:

you're gonna talk about who you?

Speaker 1:

yeah, I'm gonna talk about this right now and I'm probably gonna make a tiktok about it because I feel like it's gonna bite me in the ass that you blocked them. Yes, well, I don't know specifically who, but if you are on tiktok, live and you are selling plants every fucking night that one guy.

Speaker 2:

No, I know who you're talking about. I will block you.

Speaker 1:

If you're live, your live will not escape. If I see you live, three times, blocked immediately. You are not my people. No, I know that guy. You might be great in real life, I'll unblock you if I meet you. But you sell on TikTok live too much. I will block you. There's a girl, urban.

Speaker 2:

Oasis or something. Hers actually were really cute. Understory Oasis.

Speaker 1:

No, it's Urban Oasis, something, something I don't know. She has a humidifier going.

Speaker 2:

It's a cute setup.

Speaker 1:

I think you sent me a screenshot of that you said something about mold, but I was like I can't see this anymore. It keeps popping up in your content. Your content is lives. It's not like your content is posts.

Speaker 2:

No it kind of does piss me off, where it's like okay, do you even post any videos, Because all I see not that person specifically, but people will pop up and I'm like.

Speaker 1:

All I see is your lives. They'll have 1,000 followers, but they'll have 4,000 people on their live.

Speaker 2:

T Because they don't post videos, but anyway.

Speaker 1:

So if you if you sell plants on tiktok a lot and you see that I've blocked you that's why it's not personal, but it's just your, it's just. The lives are annoying and I I now that I've been posting plant content again, plant content has been posting in my feed. I don't want that.

Speaker 2:

I need to make a burner account to scroll maybe you should there's too much plant content and I don't want to see it I feel like it takes a long time to curate a feed, though, like if I that's why I don't, that's why I don't start a burner. Yeah, that's what really overwhelms me, but there are so many people that I do follow that I do want to see. Maybe every once in a while, though, I go over to the like the tab, that's like following, and I'm like, damn, I missed y'all.

Speaker 2:

But I'll see you in a month because I live on the for you page sorry because like people's funny little videos pop up, I don't know, and like pop culture, like, like what's going on in the world and shit yeah, like pop and I feel like a lot of people just post constantly everything, anything I don't want to see everything yeah, maybe we don't need stuff, but the algorithm, algorithm, yeah, the algorithm, yeah, I love that for you, though I I will block you if you post on tiktok live too much as you should.

Speaker 2:

Some people need to. You know what we say at work. I mean, maybe I shouldn't say this, but me and chris at work say bring back bullying hashtag. Bring back bullying. Some people need to be bullied. I agree, except until people start bullying us. Then I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down, you know I think that I've been bullied online.

Speaker 2:

That's what happens when you put yourself out there, people say, yeah, that one girl who came for me on naked guarding day and then came for you for defending me, she was like. She commented she's like don't get me started on you fatty and you fag she said no she straight up no, because the the comments that this girl left, I was, like you, sound like a follower that like knows like this sounds personal you are being crazy.

Speaker 1:

I don't post on instagram that much so I bet I could find it in like two seconds I think that's how you know you made it, though if you get right like you have fucking made it, so on naked gardening day.

Speaker 2:

I posted like my little like and I'm not even that revealing, like so many people are. Like I can see your junk dude, yeah no, there is testicle in this picture yeah, but not in mine. So this girl comments lord, have mercy. Who told her this was a good idea? Laughing face, laughing face. Throw her back in the ocean. First of all, a whale comment. Comment like girl, get better. Like you really need to be.

Speaker 1:

Whales are majestic.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, whales actually kind of scare me because of the way that they like.

Speaker 1:

They're powerful.

Speaker 2:

They eat a bunch of plankton and then shoot the water out that they don't really they don't want to eat. I don't know, it kind of scares me.

Speaker 1:

But and then you commented, you said but she said boy like b-o-o-o-y, don't get me started on you, oh she brings your dad into this.

Speaker 2:

I forgot. She said your dad. She said your dad must be so proud. I thought gay guys were supposed to be hot question mark. Yeah, don't ever question brandon's hotness, don't ever. I thought gay guys were supposed to be hot question mark. Quit defending her bad habits. Just because you can't stop smoking weed and stuffing her gullet doesn't mean y'all have to pretend. Doesn't mean y'all have to pretend she's hot she's a dirty little hamster.

Speaker 2:

I was like stuffing my gullet and smoking weed. I was like it sounds like you watch my segment pizza pot and plants. You know what I mean I was. I was like how do you know that I smoke weed?

Speaker 1:

What are you talking about, girl? I said.

Speaker 2:

It sounds like you have seen my TikTok videos. You are commenting on my Instagram. You're a fan girl Stalker. And then, because people were being crazy, she changed her username. Love y'all.

Speaker 1:

I definitely have those screenshots. Now that I think about that, I remember screenshotting those comments.

Speaker 2:

They are in my phone as well, crazy bitch. Yeah, that was back in 2022. Ridiculous. Wait, nicole, did you get that Jersey Shore reference? What? She's a dirty little hamster. No, okay, that's a Jersey Shore reference. From what season? I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1:

Like the third season, it's angelina, I think.

Speaker 2:

Season one dirty little hamster dirty little hamster holly d I don't think you dirty little hamster. No, he, no, okay, mike, the situation was talking about angelina. I don't remember this, but you guys, you know I, I was dying last night when I was, mike, hooked up with this girl. First of all, he like shoved her in a bedroom and was like okay, let me, I gotta, I gotta like do something. He like makes himself a meal. He's like eating at the dining room table. She's just like sitting in the room waiting. Eventually they go and they do their thing. They hook up, and then he's laying there and he's like hey, you good. He kept saying you straight, you straight, you're good, you're good. And he's like, he's like listen, so, um, I, uh, I called you a cab, it's, it's outside like, basically like get the fuck out yeah, cab's here.

Speaker 2:

He's like uh, you know, get, you know, get dressed, get ready, I'll walk you out. Yeah, I was like he just hooked up with, like he like oh no, she's the blondish like strawberry blonde one. She's, she sticks around, she keeps coming back.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if it's the blondish, strawberry blonde one, she sticks around.

Speaker 2:

She keeps coming back. I don't know if it's the, I don't know. She was very blonde. I don't think she was strawberry blonde, she was really blonde. Season two, episode five or six, I don't know. Crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm excited, though. Everyone keeps talking about the season four when they go to Italy. That it's crazy, it's nuts. So I'm excited.

Speaker 1:

I feel like they're going to get kicked out. How do they stick around? That is when Mike is in his pink drug abuse.

Speaker 2:

Okay, well, because, okay, I keep telling people that I think JWoww is giving me like druggie vibes, but then-.

Speaker 1:

No, JWoww is the least druggie.

Speaker 2:

I think it's just the tanning and the cigarettes.

Speaker 1:

Her aesthetic gives druggy.

Speaker 2:

Okay. I don't know, yeah it was like her first opening, like season one JWoww is number one. God, it looks like she'd be itching her face. We love JWoww number one. Yeah, I also felt so bad for Snooki season one where she was like she was not fitting in. Okay, people love Vinny because I'm very bored with him.

Speaker 1:

Well, no, he gets better, he gets better, he gets better. Vinny has a huge dick.

Speaker 2:

No, that's what I heard. That's what Snooki said like bigger than you can imagine. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

We love Vinny we are a Vinny stan.

Speaker 2:

I just think he reminds me of like a family member, like he just looks so he just is so bland, yeah, and like I don't know His eyebrows bother me Heatherather.

Speaker 1:

He's kind of hot now. Have you looked at him recently?

Speaker 2:

I'm gay. What are you talking about, heather?

Speaker 1:

pull up vinny 2024. I was like what am I googling for? We don't age well. We know they don't age well, so this is not oh no, because I saw a picture.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I think he's gotten maybe on the on the olympic now because he looks a little more normal, but mike was not looking good. Mike, the situation was my age, season one, and I'm like you're 27? God?

Speaker 1:

Vinny has not aged a day y'all.

Speaker 2:

So he looks the same, but more chiseled maybe.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the hair is still hairing, okay.

Speaker 2:

He looks fucking fantastic. I think he's figured out the facial hair that works best for him. Yeah, he gets better and better. Because he's looking a little like he's got his hair going on, but then he's like he's a whole ass man, he's hot, okay. Yeah, I guess he doesn't look any older, but a lot of the other ones do. Oh my God.

Speaker 1:

Okay, sad confession. What Pauly D has not changed a bit and I am still so attracted to him.

Speaker 2:

I think his hair is like a feat of physics.

Speaker 1:

Has the hair remained the same? Yes, his hair looks exactly the same, it is still the same.

Speaker 2:

Does he get more like DJ-y throughout the seasons?

Speaker 1:

Yes, Because, Well, like in Family Reunion, he is like a full blown Vegas residency DJ and like he misses a lot of it because he has prior commitments.

Speaker 2:

A girl replied to my Instagram Shout out girl. A girl replied to my Instagram Shout out girl. She said she was. I'm like oh my God, this is what's fun about having people following me and seeing my stories is because I get to hear their fun stories. She said when I was 13 or so, my grandma lived so close to Seaside Heights so that was the boardwalk we went to. One time Pauly D's camera crew almost mowed down my dad.

Speaker 1:

We saw the back of poly d's head, followed by a crowd of a bunch of fangirls like that is so funny. Loving that definitely bumping I was I was bumping it at the poly d concert at the rave in milwaukee in 2011. I was front row. His computer was not closer to me than this light like right there, I was bumping it well, no, I wasn't bumping. I didn't know what bumping it was at the time, but I was. So his sweat was like dripping on me. I was like that's my eye not polly sweat get brand new in the eye he had the.

Speaker 1:

He had the cadillac symbol on his mac. He had the italian flag on his mac.

Speaker 2:

He had the jersey shore logo on his mac I had also never heard of a guidette because, like I watched your house, I was a new of new jersey, so like I know what I know about the guido life. Yeah, but guididet, do you think Melissa Gorga would call herself a Guidet? I feel like she'd be like, no, don't say that about me.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't think people who consider themselves rich or classy would consider themselves a Guidet. But is she rich or classy? I feel like she was married into the rich and classy life, and she just plays that part.

Speaker 2:

On display. On display. On display.

Speaker 1:

If Princess Catherine was a gwee dad, that is.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

Who's Princess Catherine, Princess Kate, whatever of the United Kingdom?

Speaker 2:

Kate, who went missing, Kate? Where's Kate?

Speaker 1:

She just returned last week or this week that lies.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I was gonna say photoshopped.

Speaker 1:

In a car. She looked rough.

Speaker 2:

Wait, she was the one who was going through cancer. Right, yeah, the lies. Oh my god, heather, they're gonna come after us. I know I need to turn my mic off. I'm sorry I've been drinking too much. Okay, let's talk about my tires. I know I need to turn my mic off.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry I've been drinking too much. Okay, let's talk about my tires. What a relief.

Speaker 2:

Well, okay, I didn't. I've moved y'all. I don't live in the same house anymore, so I do not have my plant room anymore. I sold my big and my small grow tents that, like I would grow stuff in goodbye. Um, they're in different homes now. Um, probably people are growing weed in them now. But, um, I had two mills bows and two fabric cores and I sold one of each. So now I just have a mills bow and a fabric core left. Um, and that's kind of it the first y'all. The first weekend when I moved into my apartment, hello that, that's my fucking microphone I pressed the wrong one it was the hottest weekend of the year and I move and my apartment's ac is not working.

Speaker 2:

It is 85 degrees in my apartment. When I move in and I'm through, I'm like raging. I actually cried to my dad when I was moving out of my house. We were like just going back to the house to grab a couple things. I'd already moved into the apartment and he's like how's it going? And I was like I can't go back. It's so hot there and my dad doesn't tolerate that shit. So he's like well, let's do something about it. Let's tell him it does, let's tell him 85 degrees doesn't work for you. Then, like I watched his words and I was like okay, next we go to the leasing office and the lady's like so flustered because I have like a list of problems to bring to her yeah I'm like, first of all, I can't request a maintenance like request.

Speaker 2:

Put in a maintenance request on the website like it's just straight up, not popping up, um, and then our ac doesn't work. Also our toilets don't work, um. But honestly, I care more about the ac because we have one toilet that's kind of working. The other one is not working at all and she's freaking out, she's fixating on the fact that I can't submit a maintenance request and she's freaking out and I'm like, frankly, I said to her I don't care because the ac is not working girl, it is, it is 90 degrees out.

Speaker 1:

It is, oh, it's 92 degrees outside. When I first came in because it was like what, the second or third day that you had moved in and I came over and it was fine. When we got there at first and I was like, wow, this is getting really hot well, and it's like it was cooler out in the common area where we were, but because my bedroom is so big and there's one little vent for my bedroom, it was hotter in my bedroom.

Speaker 2:

I was freaking out, imagine, yeah, so it was like I think it was 78 or 79 like the common area, but it was 84 in my bedroom, 85. Yeah, I was. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1:

I would kill myself, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And you know me Like the second I got here I was like Brandon, it's hot, you need to turn your.

Speaker 1:

AC back on and, mind you, it's 72 degrees.

Speaker 2:

That's hot. Yeah Well, we're also under like lights now too. Are like lights now too, not helping? And we're also getting all worked up and you're pumping me full of alcohol, heather's right, that's all you do is pedal the pedal, the alcohol. Oh my goodness. Oh, of course, anyways. But going back to my tires, so if you guys follow me on instagram, you may have seen me. I posted my posted a picture of my tire.

Speaker 1:

Um, once again utilizing my following. Once again utilizing my following.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, utilizing my following, it's not that shredded, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I was like I personally have, who've had my tire explode on the highway four times. I was like this is fine, it's not going to explode Like don't drive 80 miles an hour.

Speaker 2:

And then I was like, but I'm in an SUV. And you're like, yeah, yeah, maybe that's not safe because my whole car will go you were in little cars every time your tire popped um and all I do is take the freeways and go fast, because I, because I'm a charlie xdx fan now, so I drive fast she's bumping it.

Speaker 1:

I'm bumming it in the car.

Speaker 2:

Well, no, not like that um, she's bumping 365 yep, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, when a big pink truck, yes, spring breakers. So I posted on my instagram story and I say hey, y'all. So is this a big deal? My dms are flooded, everyone's like girl. My friend, julie, shout out julia, she goes nicole and I'm like okay, y'all someone someone messaged me.

Speaker 2:

They said, as a former lawyer, for good year tire, it's a big deal. And I'm like all right. And then, oh my god, poor, uh, um shout out, adam, not dude. He messages me and he's like nicole, we value your life and your safety, get that fixed. And then someone else I think a local person was like hey, yeah, um, you're either gonna kill yourself or somebody else, so you should probably get that fixed I will say I did one time see someone's tire explode on the highway.

Speaker 1:

That a dodge ram the big one. It exploded right yeah, the tire flew and it went boing, boing, boing, boing, boing down a four-lane highway. The truck went and like slammed and sparks everywhere. I was like because I was driving right next to it.

Speaker 2:

It's horrifying were other people dodging the tire then, well scary. They were fortunately like in the right laneging the tire, then well, harry.

Speaker 1:

They were fortunately like in the right lane and the tire went into the ditch and then the truck followed suit.

Speaker 2:

I was next to a semi truck that popped a tire one time and when I tell you that was the loudest, scariest thing I've ever heard I've heard that is horrific and it can push your car off the highway um, no, because, yeah, it went bah and me and isabella was sitting next to me in the car and we were like what the fuck?

Speaker 2:

and um, for some reason, the semi-truck starts jiggling, like it's going up and down and it's like it's like it's doing this and I'm like what the fuck? And I speed up and I see that it just goes off like right where I was, because I was the closest to like the side of the road, and then it was like in the lane next to me and I like just zoomed out of the way and they were like oh my god, that was fucking scary.

Speaker 1:

So every time I drive by a semi truck, that's what I'm thinking about now yeah, you shouldn't be by their tires, like if you're stuck by their tires you should speed up or slow down so, anywho, I'm like, fine y'all.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god, clearly this tire is a big deal. Did you fix it? Did I fix it heather? Yes, I'm getting there, oh okay. So, um, I make an appointment because I think this was on a saturday. Yeah, because I was supposed to come over here and I was like hey y'all, everyone's messaging me oh yeah, you were over and I'm like I think I'm not gonna come over because I don't want to blow my tire in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1:

And then brandon's in the middle of the night. Yeah, in that dream brain rot. Swifties is what we are here should we start a second taylor, swift podcast oh my god.

Speaker 2:

No, because you know how much hate we'd get from the, from the swifties. Yeah, we're not, because you know. You know that one guy with the mustache that they hate who talks about coflore yes, they hate him, he's so funny, but we would be like that and I don't think they would like that. Um. Shout out to that guy, though. Um, it's one of those people who I can't tell if he likes taylor swift or not same thing with the swiftologist. Do you see that fucker? He dread. No, I'll show you.

Speaker 1:

Oh yes, yes, he says the swiftologist.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I know I fucking don't like you. Um, no, it's the only. I don't leave hate comments on people unless they unless they really deserve it. Um, I don't leave hate comments on people's videos, but every time I see this fucker, I don't even follow him. He pops up and I'm just like god, you just need to be told how awful you are, but I don't. I refrain because I try and be a nice person. So any, okay tire. So I'm like fine, y'all, it's fucking saturday. I will make an appointment at for 8 am before I have to go to work. I worked at 11 on monday. No one's open on like sunday to do my tires. So I'm like okay, not 8 am. I'm going to get my tire fixed on monday, so go to discount tire, because you told me, go to discount tires I'm like all right, go discount tire um, and I had just gotten paid.

Speaker 2:

So I'm like, yay, I'm gonna be able to like buy this on my own, not even have to tell my dad that I had to get it fixed. He's gonna be so proud of me. I'm such a good adult. So I wait. And, first of all, there's a huge line and I'm, I'm, I'm very like it's autism. It's like I have an appointment, though, like I have an appointment right now and there's five people in line in front of me, but my appointment is now. So what are we gonna do about that?

Speaker 2:

so I finally get up to the front and the guy's like okay, let's go look at your car, because they always go look at your car god, then they have to talk to you he takes a lap around my car and he's like, so were you looking to just get the one fixed or all four?

Speaker 2:

and I was like, well, do I need all four fixed? And he's like I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but these tires are original to the car. My car is 10 years old. So I was like, oh, so these tires are like nine or ten years old. He's like like yeah, and I'm like, okay, first of all, how would I know that? I've had this car for three years? That's not my fault. And he's like he looking at the tread, or is that what it's called?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the tread looking at the oh yes, I know everything. So it's like to the point where, like if it gets any worse, they actually won't work on it anymore because of how unsafe it is when they're like we're not going to release your car to you because you can't drive off this lot.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's how it was about to be there. He's like you are just almost to the point where we can't do anything about this and I was like, oh God, four new tires. So he's going over the price with me. I'm like, god, it then really nice high tier ones, based on like how much mileage you get out of them. And I'm like, okay, I'll be good and I'll pick the middle ones. I won't be like the cheap girl who's like, just give me the cheapest thing. So I'm like, okay, I'll get the middle range ones, whatever. I'm still going to have to hit up my dad and be like, hey, you got to send me money, because that's like I don't even have enough money in my bank account now for all four tires. I thought I was gonna have to pay like 200 bucks for one tire, so I don't know. Or two, because I know that you can't really just get one tire. Yeah, you have to get two, otherwise it fucks up your alignment like it's minimum minimum to maximum for something like that.

Speaker 2:

So hey, I'm like fine, all four tires, whatever. So I'm dinging around target and fridley, and then they call and they're like hey, so we have some technical difficulties. I'm like of course you do they always do, oh my god.

Speaker 2:

I was like okay, what is it he's like, so your lug nuts are swollen. I said what are you talking about? That's unsexual, I know. I was like what do you mean? He's like your lug nuts are swollen and, like we, it would not be safe for us to put them back on. And I was like, oh my God, tell me why. Some new lug nuts, which are just some nuts and bolts $50. All right, whatever. I was like fuck you Okay.

Speaker 1:

Cause I mean there's technically five on each, that's 20. So I guess it's like not that bad.

Speaker 2:

but still a-up is what? The, the follow-up is my problem. The whole point of the story. Basically, oh my God. So he's like yeah, so we're going to pop him back on. You can just start heading back.

Speaker 2:

I was like all right, so I'm walking back. I'm like almost out of the Target Fridley parking lot and he calls me again. I'm like, oh my God, what now? And he's like so we can't actually get your hubcaps back on with these new lug nuts because they like put the hubcap on and then the lug nuts and I guess the lug nuts are too big for my hubcaps, huh, and then I'm like okay, like don't, I need hubcaps.

Speaker 2:

And he's like not really. And I'm like, okay, well, like what do? What do we do about that? I'm like I don't really know what that means. Like what do we do? And like the phone line cuts out and I can see that the phone is still going and I'm like hello, hello, hello and I just hang up. I'm like whatever. So then five months later I get a text that my car is ready and I'm like oh my god, okay, so I go and I pay and I say to the guy I'm like so it sounds like like the guy I'm like giving my money to, so it sounds like they can't get my hubcaps back on, like I'm confused and he goes yes, your total is 900. And I was like okay, well, guess you don't care. I go back out to my car and I look at them and I'm just like, oh, my god, they look so ugly because now it's just my dirty rims on the, on this tire dirty it looks like I have four spare tires on my car it's giving mad max

Speaker 2:

it's so ugly. I'm like and you guys, I don't even care about having a nice car, I drive a ford escape. It's not a fancy car, I like it. It's my second ford escape, um, and I'm just, I'm I'm like, okay, for like a thousand dollars, I'm leaving with my car looking like this. That's insane. I I'm just, I don't understand. I'm just like, okay, I'm not really happy with this service, like that's, all you do is tires. I'm so confused they didn't offer like new hubcaps, or like even to sell me new hubcaps. I don't.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if they even have them there, so I left a review okay, I I haven't heard this part of the story and I'm excited to hear it yes, I left a review, brandon, and they started hitting me up because that is my due diligence at my job.

Speaker 2:

When people leave even a four-star review, I reach out to be like, hey, just curious how we could have made this like a five-star, like service for you not enough. So I leave a three-star review at discount tire and fridley and I'm just like it was like fast I guess and they were communicative I guess, but I'm like I mean I've been to the same one, and those are two adjectives I would not describe my service, okay I would say like it, I still made it to work on time.

Speaker 2:

Sure, I got the tires, like I was supposed to, sure, um, but I was like no hubcaps. I'm so confused like I'm leaving with my car looking worse than when I came in, in my opinion.

Speaker 2:

So then they do this thing where I get I don't know if it's like an automated message or something, but I get an email or a call or something where they're like hey, like, we'd love to hear more about your like experience yeah so they send me a link where I fill out my information and then I have to leave my overview again, so I just copy and paste the same thing and then the actual store reaches out to me and it's like hey, like, so it sounds like we weren't able to get your hubcaps back on. And he says something like you can come back in, we can try getting back on. I'm like I know you're not going to be able to get them back on because they don't fit on. Oh, by the way, they left him in my passenger seat yep they were just sitting there in my passenger seat with.

Speaker 2:

Okay, you guys, the box of lug nuts was right there in front of them passenger seat and now the lug nuts are the lug nuts are all over the floor, you guys rolling no, yeah, because I slammed on my brakes one time. The lug nuts went flying. So now there's like well, how many did you say there are per tire? Five or six?

Speaker 1:

five to six per tire, so there's at least 20, 20 to 25.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, lug nuts floating around the bottom like like passenger seat area, and now the hubcaps are like in the back seat because I had to drive someone and I was like let me move my fucking hubcaps that now live with me in the car. Oh my god.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, anyways I'm so mad about that.

Speaker 2:

So where are the hubcaps now? Nicole in my back seat still wish they were on my tires where they should be, but oh my god. So I mean that was that that's my tire fiasco. I do still have to go in and face them and be like, uh, so what are we gonna do about this? How are we gonna make me a happy customer? How are we gonna rectify this? No, because my mom saw my story and she's like you need to have those.

Speaker 1:

Then put those back on yeah, because I posted on my instagram, because they need to order lug nuts that fit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she was like they should give you lug nuts that actually fit on there, because, okay, my hubcaps aren't fancy, but they're the ones that say Ford, they go with my car.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because remember when I was talking to you about this, I thought you meant there were rims with the little middle hubcap, like just so for just to cover the nuts, not the I didn't the whole fucking thing because you have nice hubcaps that look like rims that's why I could not brain it for the life of me.

Speaker 2:

I could not tell the difference between rim, a hug and a hubcap. I google it.

Speaker 1:

I saw your car many times and I thought you had rims. So that's when you said the hubcaps. That's why I was so confused and I thought you just had the cap over the lug nuts, because ford does that where it's just like the little one I guess, like.

Speaker 2:

So it's not. You can't see through my tire now. Like there's still, like, I guess, rims in the tire, like the dirty part is that the rim? I don't know, I don't care, it just looks ugly. Whatever it is, it's dirty, it's like rusted, looking it's orange, like it's filthy. It just pisses me off because it makes my car look so much ickier you're not wrong anyways yeah, what else is going on with you, brandon? We could be wrapping this up soon. We should probably wrap it's been an hour and ten, I haven't talked about my soup era.

Speaker 1:

This has been our longest podcast I think we need.

Speaker 2:

No, it hasn't no, this is not our longest one wait is that one hour ten minutes yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1:

We've been gone for a while. We have a lot to say.

Speaker 2:

And you got a new producer. Hello, I can't wait for people to be like we love Heather.

Speaker 1:

Or maybe they won't, maybe they'll hate you, they could bully you, oh, they could bully you. Oh my God, bully me, bully. Oh my god, bully me, flatter me, bully me, yeah what's your go-to drink right now?

Speaker 2:

because I'm in my you know, I'm in my lemonade era, brandon loves. Okay, for brandon's birthday. I was like, well god, I gotta pick up, okay, those popsicles were so good really yes, with yes.

Speaker 1:

Wait, the margarita ones.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, those were forced upon me several times and they were delicious.

Speaker 2:

So I went to Fridley Liquor, where Brandon frequents. Do I need to be telling people exactly where you live and where?

Speaker 1:

you frequent. Who cares? Technically, I live in Fridley, but I don't live in Fridley.

Speaker 2:

So Fridley, liquor, fridlick the Fridl in fridley, but I don't live in fridley. So fridley, liquor, fridley the fridley, brayden goes there and I'm like, well, I guess I should go and get brandon like bring, bring, like some alcohol for his birthday. He'll love that. And I show up and I'm just like god damn brandon's, like a wine snob a little bit.

Speaker 1:

So I'm like god damn, what do I get? I love boxed wine.

Speaker 2:

He's not a snob, no but I've seen you drink stuff where you're like this is disgusting. I guess I drink the whole thing, though You're not wrong. The whole thing is, Brandon doesn't waste alcohol.

Speaker 1:

We don't waste alcohol in this house.

Speaker 2:

People are like I could leave this sitting on the counter and he'll finish it for me.

Speaker 1:

I had to teach Nicole to stop pouring it down the drain. Just leave it on the counter.

Speaker 2:

I'll finish up. It may be today, maybe tomorrow. It might be like the next day but it will get drank.

Speaker 2:

It's really sad actually. Um, I'm not laughing, I'm serious, serious. Anyways, I go to the liquor store and I'm like, oh god, I don't know. And here's the thing. I always get worried because I don't go to liquor store very often. I always worry that I look so lost and out of place. They're gonna think I'm underaged, they're gonna think I can't, I shouldn't be here, um. But anyways, the lady's like how can I help you?

Speaker 1:

and I was like I don't know, my friend's probably already oh no, they always ask you for the look and I'm like I don't need help leave me alone.

Speaker 2:

I said my friend's probably already been here today, um, but I don't that's what I said. I said he's probably already been here. I don't know what he gets, though I know he likes a savvy B and they're kind of like looking at me and like why would you call it that? And I'm like I don't know. I said he gets a box wine, savvy B and she's like I can look up his rewards number.

Speaker 2:

And I said yeah, his number is no Um. She said what's his first last name? I says Brandon Bennett. Um, so she looks you up and I was like slay, that's what we're getting. I grabbed the boat about. I told you this when I got to your birthday.

Speaker 1:

I said they had to look up your account so I can know what you got I don't think I realized this when you were explaining it, not like you're explaining in detail.

Speaker 2:

You know she's like boat a box savvy b. I was like all right, we'll get that, yeah she's probably like scrolling like boat a box she goes. Oh, I know him she's like oh, it's that sucker with the mustache and the muscles.

Speaker 1:

Well, I will say I'm the only person who is not a fucking nightmare who goes into that establishment you know what you want.

Speaker 2:

You get your in and out. I'm sure they're. I'm like, so yeah. And then I grabbed these random like popsicle things. I don't know what they were.

Speaker 1:

They were Cutwaters. Huh, the Cutwater popsicles.

Speaker 2:

Is it the brand? Yeah, I just grabbed a box of like popsicles.

Speaker 1:

Remember the we gave you the pina colada ones.

Speaker 2:

No, you didn't give me anything. Yeah, I didn't have any of those.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you did.

Speaker 2:

No, I didn't give me anything. I didn't have any of those. No, I didn't, because I left that night when they were still wet and I did not see you the next day.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, it was a different time. It was before that it was the same brand.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

Wait, did you give Nicole the same cut water that you? Gave me at two in the morning. That made me vomit all day the next day. That cut water. Well, I technically didn't. Amy visited, she brought those. It's a whole thing.

Speaker 2:

It was just a whole damn thing. Don't ever drink those.

Speaker 1:

My.

Speaker 2:

God, I didn't even talk about my card getting shut off due to fraud. It's just been kind of a crazy day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you've had a day.

Speaker 2:

I mean a crazy week or two. I'm just trying my best. That's why I'm stress eating. Come on, all this stupid shit. My stupid tires my card, though I do love that now I go to. I use a credit union. I broke up with wells fargo.

Speaker 1:

I was with them for life I am the biggest wells fargo hater and you broke up with them. We just need to get brennan to break up with them I had no the brandon.

Speaker 2:

When I tell you the card, the account that I have had was the same one that I opened, like my first bank account.

Speaker 1:

Well, I just got a $100 check because Wells Fargo fucked me over so bad 10 years ago.

Speaker 2:

I don't think I'm getting one of those. You might Well, because I didn't. My account was negative when I closed it. Well, actually, no, you know what they did, brandon? They closed it for me because I just stopped using it and they're like well, fine.

Speaker 1:

You're negative 400 bucks.

Speaker 2:

You're clearly never paying it, so we're closing this account for you. I was like oh, that's actually one of the things they got sued for.

Speaker 1:

What did you just?

Speaker 2:

say they got sued for that, sued for closing people's accounts yeah what that's kind of crazy the way they did it.

Speaker 1:

Technically you can, but you're probably due for some compensation maybe.

Speaker 2:

Well, here's the thing is my account was negative, so they they think I owe them.

Speaker 1:

It's the lies for me the city of san francisco kicked wells fargo out of their city banking, so oh, my god city of what san francisco?

Speaker 2:

the gays said goodbye yeah well, if you have wells fargo, get rid of it no, honestly, you know you guys, I thought that I needed them and honestly, I'm loving my credit union. I was able to walk in after there was like fraud on my account. I was able to walk in and they just gave me a new card. I didn't have to wait like two months for one to get shipped in the mail and then lost like the two times Wells Fargo had to do that for me.

Speaker 2:

It got lost in the mail yeah and then they had to close my whole account and like open up a new one or some shit.

Speaker 1:

It was so stupid well, sort of the worst but I'm loving it.

Speaker 2:

It's so fun. I'm also loving soup lately because it's fall, but more more on that at 11 soup girl fall any last words, brandon oh my god.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we let's wrap this up with. This is might be our longest episode ever, it's not?

Speaker 2:

though I don't think you realize that we've had a much longer episode than this like. Like with a guest, it was like an hour and a half.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Well, I mean somebody, somebody. That's the third person. I'm trying so hard to keep my mouth shut and it is very difficult.

Speaker 2:

Well, let's wrap it up, and then we can all be yapping.

Speaker 1:

Yappers.

Speaker 2:

Brandon, where can people find you? Bing bong? Oh my God, that's. Oh my God, that's not our I forgot the buttons.

Speaker 1:

Well, we're going to press that. Anyway, you can find me at BrandonBedanicalcom. Brandonbedanical on all social medias. You can also find us WhereAreWeGrowing at WhereAreWeGrowingcom.

Speaker 2:

WhereAreWeGrowing on Instagram? Wherearewegrowing on YouTube? Tiktok, tiktok and YouTube. We're going to start a TikTok Babe. We already have a TikTok, okay.

Speaker 1:

We already posted on it multiple times. We're going to post more on it.

Speaker 2:

Now that we have actual video content, hopefully you're seeing this, hopefully it worked. It's still recording it's still red.

Speaker 1:

We got it working. It recorded the whole time. The quality will increase. Anyway, Nicole, where can they find you?

Speaker 2:

You can find me on Instagram.

Speaker 1:

TikTok at Nicole, larson, grows and Heather where can they find you? Heathertroxelcom at Heather Troxel. It'll be linked because you won't know how to spell it.

Speaker 2:

I was like what did you just say? The slurring? This is not about me. Anyway, we're restarting the song because we just yapped so long.

Speaker 1:

Now we gotta yap for a little while longer to finish out the song. Anyway, we love you all. Leave us a five star review on Apple and Spotify. We really appreciate it. This will help us grow. This will help us get sponsors, which we need so we can keep giving you the content you love and Brandon can quit his job. I don't wanna work anymore. Sorry my boss, if you're listening.

Speaker 2:

Loving y'all.

Speaker 1:

Love, love. Oh my God, this is so hard.

Speaker 2:

You're not Gen Z enough baby. Bye, I'm a millennial. Bye you.

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